NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!
"Angus Mac-Blarney reporting from CBC 1 South Studios located on the banks of the luv’ley Tims, in the charming burg’o’Lunden! Yo’Gladys, an’nudder kwart, dis’a’one is empty agin’…….."
"Fah’rum last weeports wee’uns last saw’dat Prince Klay’ick’less a’roon’innn fur da Flatlands o’da’South! Puir laddie suffered eee-mens-lee (BIG WORD) from ‘is wounds, h'it'hah’peers dat wun’o’is new’mur'us little laddy princely prah’jo’nee (MO BIG WORDS!) as’a stooooped oop’pa to lead da troops!"
"BRANDON FOXGENTUS!!!!!!"
"Ha’beeg’CBC wave’a fuir dat’a’laddy!"
" BRANDON…………"
"Can’na dees’poot da troot doh, BRANDON hah’peers two be’ah mah’vah’less leee’dah!!!!!! Seem’sah lik’a Princely Chieftain Jak-Daw-ucus and the Jakadawi stooped oop’hah twa’doo’dah smack’a’doon on dere fell’oh Britoni since’hah dey’a bee’leeeved dat dey were doon’fur’da count, wit’da’wooonds a’soo’feered by’a BRANDON’S puir daddy."
"HOH NOH!!!!!!!!! "
"Dat’a BRANDON just lay’d down da’beeg’hest whooop’a'doooon in Britoni h’istory uh’pon dose Jakadawi in ruh’cent yee’ahs! Yas’sah, da Britoni wer’hah bluidy’mess fra’mah dere prah’vee’us skoi’mish, but’ta dey wen’tah af’tah dose puir laddies like a baaa’juh (badger for you English Types) in hah chikken koop!"
"Wey’twa go BRANDON!!!!!"
"We’uns wer’hah able two get’tah some hah’dio (AUDIO for you English Types) ah’sum’ah dah roon’in Jakadawi as day a'roooon'ed hah’way……"
"*&!&^@^%$%(#Y#%%*&E*)Q^#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….."
"We tink youse liss’en’ers get’da dreeft’o 'dere a'scream’in!!! Congrats to the Britoni and……"
" BRANDON……."
"N’ew twa’ur statistician, Dingus Mac-Noggin, who was schooled in fur off Alexandria at the University of Egyptus dee’spite a turr’hah’bull ‘ed heen’jury soo’furred when ‘ee was’sa a wee’laddy, we’uns us’tah calla heem hah id’git fur'ah looooong’hah weeeeel…….…go ahead Dingus!"
"Ahem, for those who are learned scholars of 'Rithmatic, that ancient logical system NOT involving the use of fingers and’a toes, I have some figures ( bun’cha hoh’vah’burrin’bullies wit’shite fo’brains duh’lot o’yah!) for you listeners.......as follows, our latest stats are........."
1. Enakan - Caledonian - 4 Wins/1 Loss- 78% Win Percentage
2. JakDaw - Ancient British - 3 Wins/1 Loss - 54% Win Percentage
3. IMC - Caledonian - 6 Wins/2 Losses - 62% Win Percentage
4. MikeM - Ancient British - 2 Wins/1 Loss - 78% Win Percentage
5. Burgot - German - 3 Wins/2 Losses - 56% Win Percentage
6. Klayeckeles - Britons - 1 Win/1 Loss - 51% Win Percentage
7. Mcfcivo - Cass British - 2 Wins/4 Losses - 66% Win Percentage
8. Okie - Romans - 1 Wins / 2 Losses -77% Win Percentage
9. allendeuce - Romans - 1 Win/3 Losses - 82% Win Percentage
10. Okie - Scirish 0 Wins / 0 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
11. Grudgebringer - German - 0 Wins/2 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
12. notjustdon - Scirish - 0 Wins/3 Losses - 0% Win Percentage
“Back to you Angus!”
“That's it for now folks, Angus Mac-Blarney signing off from CBC 1 (Caledonian Bullshite Corporation), stay tuned for further developments!!!”
is’a een’korrekt, dis frum sum “Ancient Caledonii Scholars Emeritus…….”
